Thursday, November 13, 2008

All praise to The Yes Men

1.2 million copies of the New York Times. Who printed it? WHo supplied the newsprint? How good is this!

Monday, November 03, 2008

Derby Day, Husky RSL & a thousand dollars!

I have cracked it. This betting lark is simple. All you do is take the family down to the Huskisson RSL, amble into the TAB, put $10 to win and $5 e/w on Preemincence.

You then setlle down with a blonde (bottle thereof) and realise that due to your own ignorance you have actually put your money on some rank outsider called "Rebel Raider", three minutes later you are cheering the "Reb" as he has now affectionately become to an astonishingly clear victory.

You then go into the TAB and collect $1000 and walk off into the sunset a very happy man!

That Ladies and Gentlemen is how to bet!